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Eragon (2006)
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Member:espice
Date:12/09/2007
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Recommendation:Don't waste your Time
Summary:Nonsense and Completely Avoidable.
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Just back after watching this pathetic, punishing movie. It's supposed to be dragon movie, and all we see is the female dragon flying away merrily, spewing deadpan sentimental and boring thoughts. The hero, John Speleers is a nothing but a stupid bloke, whose heroics were laughable. John Malkovich has been totally wasted. All he does is order his lieutinent that he must get the boy, and the lieutinent is such a stupid fellow. He delegates the job to ugliest faced, growling army of fat bastards, who just keep on sharpening their swords forever. I mean, come on!! Still, can't beleive John Malkovich did this movie. Another great, Jeremy Irons, is again roaming away needlessly. He teaches the baby boy some strange lingo, speaking which the baby boy can really do anything. Terriana (or some shit like this) and the tree snatches the adversary. What crap man!! The heroine is absolutely stone faced. Well, what else wud u expect if for 2/3 length of the movie she is tied at the villain's place. And the godddam vilallin doesn't even want to make love. All he is busy in is unsuccessful pursuits, undertaken by his silly men. Now he also got really angry at one of them and holed through one of his man's head, and promoting another guy. Sure, the appraisals are around!!!

Please don't waste your money for this movie. Only one action sequence in the end. That too, shot pathetically, with no clue as to who is where.

My verdict: Nonsense and Completely Avoidable.

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